Wednesday, May 11, 2011

テロ警報



テロへの厳戒態勢が続くアメリカで10日、携帯電話を使った「警報システム」の発表が行われた。
 これは、テロや竜巻などの緊急情報を、対象地域にいる人に携帯電話のメールで知らせるもの。携帯電話各社のアンテナ設備を使って発信する仕組みで、事前登録の必要はない。
 アメリカでは、国際テロ組織「アルカイダ」のウサマ・ビンラディン容疑者殺害による報復テロを防ぐため、厳重な警戒態勢が敷かれている。このシステムはニューヨークとワシントンで今年中に始まり、来年には全米に拡大される。
(News24より)
自然災害警報に留まらず、テロ警報が携帯に届くって、なんて言う世の中・・・
うちの会社のビルでも半年に1回、テロ時の防災訓練として、9.11以降、元消防団員・元警察官のおじさんが非常出口の説明と逃げる手順について説明に来る

President Obama will soon have the ability to send any cellphone in the U.S. a text-message warning of impending danger, from a tornado to a terrorist, under a new emergency alert system called PLAN that will be ready to go by April 2012.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Mathematician???

これは以前読んだ本に載っていた算数問題
条件は出来るだけ速い暗算
これで、算数派かそうでないかが分かるらしい
それでは、よーいどん
(注. 答えは真下)

When we went to a museum a couple months ago, I found a book about optical illusion.
One of them below was kinda interesting.
This shows if you are a math person or not.
Two conditions: 1) do not use a calculator - calculate in your head as fast as you can and 2) do not be a smart ass.
(the answer is right under the picture)











正解は・・・
5000

The answer is 5,000.



というのは不正解で・・・

本当の回答は
4100

Not really.
The correct answer should be 4,100.

暗算慣れしている人(算数派)は最後の最後で油断して、計算間違いをする確率が高いらしい。
ちなみに、私はまんまと引っかかって不正解の5000を出して、算数派ではないビルはゆっくりマイペースに暗算して、正解の4100を出しました。

According to this book, a big % of people who are good/OK-ish at math tend to make the same mistake (answering 5,000).

In our case, I said 5,000, while Bill answered 4,100.

Sure enough!

Monday, May 2, 2011

アライグマの赤ちゃん

ビルからたった今 電話あり
農場で野生のアライグマの赤ちゃんを見つけたので、2匹飼いたいと言う
野生の動物を飼うには、国の許可が必要
そしてまず野生野乳類には狂犬病保持の可能性大

私の答えは一つ
「ダメダメ」
そしてそれに非常に不服なビル

猫たちと一緒にキャットフードは食べるにしても、どういう風に???
だいたい猫たちみたいに数日置いておいても大丈夫なのか???
他人が飼ってたら、確かにかわいいと思うけど、かわいいだけでは世話はできない

むちゃくちゃ過ぎて、呆れる

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

So American


これこそ超アメリカ
上は我が家のなんてない平均的電子レンジ
そんなアメリカで、オート調理ボタンで かかせないのが・・・
ポップコーンとピザ、笑
電子レンジが発明されて特許を最初に取った会社が、1947年に料理した第一号がポップコーンらしい
やっぱり超アメリカ

そして、下
これも我が家の なんてない冷凍室
かなり見づらいけど、ピザ専用冷凍場所がある
結局邪魔で、仕切りを取ってるけどね


For us non-Americans, this is so interesting.
There are "popcorn" and "pizza slice" preset buttons on many microwave ovens??!!
This is certainly America baby!
(In Japan there are "rice", "warm milk", "steamed veggies", and "gratin" presets on microwaves)

Our refrigerator / freezer even has a slot specially designed for putting boxed frozen pizzas!
I doubt any Japanese fridges include such a feature.


↑ ビルに英語を書いてもらったので、とてもスムーズネイティブ調
楽チン



Saturday, April 23, 2011

Gross Fact 2


前住人が付けた鏡を取り外してみると、そこに現れたのは・・・
このバンダナのおばちゃん(笑)の横のチューリップ壁紙
さすが1969年
すごい柄の壁紙・・・
(茶色は鏡を接着してたボンド)
きもきも


髪を伸ばすと決めて数ヶ月になるビル
もういいのでは・・・??




Here we go.
More surprise surprise!
Glorious wallpaper behind the mirror from 1969 that the original house owner left us.
If you like that, I will frame the piece for you.

Serial killers

ここまでおもちゃ好きな猫に会った事がない
二人とも口にくわえて持ち運びできるサイズが好きらしく、帰宅すると家中におもちゃとスーパーの袋が散らばっている
ビル・34歳男子のおもちゃであるカエルやカメレオンやアリクイのヌイグルミも家の隅々で発見する

毎日必ずごはん皿になにかおもちゃを持ってくるけど、この夜はいつもよりパワーアップしてた
ピグレットはごはん皿にうつぶせに入れられてたし、ヘビとネズミは水皿に沈められてた
何を言いたいのだ、これは?


The blackstones love their toys and carry them all around the house.
Every night we come home from work, we find a murder case- their toys either in the food bowl or in the water bowl.
That night, in both bowls.
Hmmm, what does this indicate?



Saturday, April 16, 2011

Gross Facts



気持ち悪いことを知ってしまった
エビのしっぽの成分が、ゴキブリの羽と同じらしい・・・
これを知ったところで、動じない男&エビなんかいつも全部食べる男・ビルには「だから?」と言われそう


はい・・・
やっぱりビルはこの事実を知っていて
「知らんかった?あんなの甲殻類なんかぜーーんぶ同じ成分で、昆虫だって・・・」
のところで止めました。
きもきもきもきも


- Today's gross facts -
Do you like shrimp?
If so, do you eat the whole thing, including the tail???
Not really?
Just Bill does?
But sometimes a tiny piece of the tail may get in your mouth, and you eat it, and it's no big deal???????????
Well, shrimp tails are made of the same thing as cockroach wings...
EWWWWWWWWWWW :(


Sunday, April 10, 2011

Nissan Cube


私たちの前を走ってる車は日産Cube in America(↑)
そして、これは日産Cube in 日本(↓)
違いは何でしょう??


Q: What is the difference between the Nissan Cube in front of Mr. Redford (above) and this Nissan Cube below??


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そう!
 2代目&3代目Cubeならではの、非対称である後ろの窓ガラスが左右真逆
(ちなみにフェイスは、ブルドッグがサングラスをつけているイメージから来ているらしい)


A: The asymmetrical rear window is mirror image!

ハンドルの位置によって、ウィンドウの位置も左右変わるらしい


後方確認する時、助手席側を振り返る方が楽か
270度も首が回るフクロウであるわけでもないし・・・
それにしても面白い




As many of you know, the Japanese car drives on the opposite side of the road; therefore, the steeling wheel is on the opposite side of the car. 


Not only the interior design (a gear lever is on your left side, a blinker is on the left side of the steeling wheel, a light bar is on the right side of the steeling wheel), the rear window is too.


Interesting!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Sparky Spark and Funky Bunch


というか家の中(厳密に言えばリビング)で火花はまずいでしょうよ・・・
発火性はありません(多分)
リビングでカンナも削れば、材木を切ったりもします
おかげで家中木屑だらけ

破格の値段でソファセットを買いました
(分割払い)
買ったのは2ヶ月前
まだ配達されません


Sparks inside the living room...
I think Bill knows what he's doing (I hope...)
Well, he finished the living room (the floor and moldings)!!!!!
So now I can roll over as much as I want with cats.
It will be more complete once the couch set we bought from JC Penny 8 weeks ago is delivered.


Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Top 10 Ways to Raise Your Consciousness

私の2011年のモットーが「冷静行動・論理的思考」なので、下記の10ヶ条をふまえて、イラーっを少なくするようにしたい

今日はアメリカ人同僚の失礼なメールに腹が立って、友人同僚にコメント付きで転送したら間違って、本人に送り返すという失態
パニクりながらもメール送信取り消しが出来たので、無事大事にはならず・・・
焦った・・・
イラーっとしてはイカンな・・・


下は、友人のサイトから拝借


Top 10 Ways to Raise Your Consciousness

raising consciousness


by Ronya Banks



Life can be a GIFT or a NIGHTMARE, depending on where you choose to operate from consciously. Practiced regularly, the following 10 tips will assist you in shining your beautiful unique light so brightly that your resulting raised consciousness will be a GIFT to yourself, humanity and the Cosmos.



1. Forgive yourself and others. Life is too short to hold on to regrets, grudges, miscommunications or disappointments. Free yourself by forgiving and letting go of any negative energy you're holding on to about yourself and/or others. There are many ways to do this. One way is to write down anything you're ready to let go of and ceremonially tear it into small pieces and throw it away as you forgive. You may even choose to verbally forgive anyone you've been resenting. Either way, the process of forgiving yourself and others will result in your feeling light and free, and consequently raise your vibration.


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2. Practice gratitude and appreciation. Whatever you focus on grows. So, when you focus on every thing in your life you have to feel grateful for and all the wonderful people you appreciate, the universe hands you more to feel grateful about. It's a wonderfully reciprocal consciousness raising process.



3. Live each day as though it were your last. If today was your last known day in this lifetime, with what type of people would you surround yourself? What would you say to the people you care about? What personal gifts would you make sure you imparted to humanity and the earth? Live each day as if it was your last, and you will be living in a state of light, love and unconditional contribution.



4. Meditate/Pray. You open up a direct link between yourself and the spiritual realm when you meditate and/or pray. Meditation and prayer can be used to bring you closer to your creator energy, raise your vibration, bring you peace, clarity, joy, and connection, as well assist you in experiencing a perfectly balanced state between your mental, physical, emotional, and spiritual bodies.



5. Suspend judgment. This world is laden with judgment, irresponsibility, and finger pointing. One judges another to feel less guilty about one's own misgivings. Judgment energy is dense, dark, and heavy. On the other hand, unconditional acceptance is light, free, and accepting. Let go of judging and criticizing yourself and others. Everyone is on a different path, and some appear to be further ahead on their path than others. Neither path is better nor worse than another. Raise your consciousness to one of acceptance.



6. View every experience as a GIFT. If you look back at occurrences in your life, you can easily see how even the worst situations you experienced in your life ended up teaching you invaluable lessons and therefore ended up putting you in the perfect place for your continuing development. When you view 
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every experience, the good, the bad, and the ugly as a GIFT, life flows more like a gentle, inspiring breeze.



7. Stay consciously aware of all of your thoughts and feelings. Until you raise the consciousness of the entire human race, it is extremely easy to fall back in to all pervasive negative patterns of complaining and feeling like a victim of society and a victim of your life. To stay out of these patterns, check in with yourself your present thoughts and feelings several times a day. When you catch yourself in the Negative zone, don't feel badly about it and beat yourself up. Simply choose to switch your consciousness to one of gratitude and positive thinking. Remain conscious.



8. Treat your physical body as your temple. Your body is the only vehicle you've been given for this ride called "LIFE." The better you care for your body by eating a healthy, balanced diet, and by implementing a regular exercise routine, and by giving your body the rest it requires, the more you will experience increased energy, vitality, joy, and freedom. Honor, love, appreciate and take extra good care of your body, and you will be raising your energy and your consciousness.



9. View the world through the eyes of a child. Observe a baby or a young child. It won't take you long to notice that young children are constantly totally enthralled by the process of observing and experiencing the wonder and beauty in every single thing, color, texture, and person they meet. They 
love
can't get enough! Look at every tree, sunset, cloud, and human being as a child would and you'll be in a constant state of wonder, joy, surprise, acceptance, and enlightenment.



10. Give LOVE, LOVE, LOVE from your heart.It's all about love. Do you remember the feeling of being in love for the first time? Why was it so wonderful? That's because love is the highest vibration. Allow yourself to receive love unconditionally from others. Give love from your heart unconditionally to yourself and others, and you will experience the highest state of consciousness possible.